Wipe Power!

OK most of you reading this are mums and sometimes dads, so you know how life is not worth living until you discovered the Wipe Power!

One morning you have a baby and wipes become an obsession…

You can spend hours choosing them and when you are a beginner you can’t imagine using a wipe that is not fragrance free, healthy, organic, dunk in a magic lotion that will protect your baby’s bottom, because heaven provides that you use the wrong one and risk to damage the skin of this darling baby of yours…

With more practice you realise that there is nothing wrong with the Boots special deals and honestly it scrubs up the sofa AND the rug as well as pampers or huggies, for a much cheaper fee. Because that’s what you do with wipes. Do you think it stops at lovingly wipping your baby’s bottom? Oh no no, think again ladies and gentlemen! THING AGAIN!

A snotty nose? Here comes a wipe!

Chocolate ice cream on your trousers (because the kid can’t eat!)? Here comes another wipe (or 3)!

Some jam on the rug? Another wipe

Grease marks on someone’s hand (because he thought it would be funny to stroke this tyres)? Magic wipes!

Crushed or spat out milk biscuits on the black buggy? Thank god there are wipes!!

A man in a coffee shop drops some cream on his tie and HERE ARE 10 WIPES waved at him by all the mummies sitting in the coffee shop! A mummy is not a real mummy without her wipes…

Now you remember me saying that I have a phobia of stains ? Well I can live my life in a more peaceful way thanks to this brilliant, EXTRAORDINAIRE invention!

Logo_waterwipes So one day I received an email asking me to try new baby wipes made of 99.9% of water, the Water Wipes. My first reply was to say how dubious I was and that I wasn’t sure I would pay

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